MST3K Commentary Thread

Here, you get to pick any movies, whether you like them or not, and choose a scene or two from it that you can come up with jokes about. Leave plenty of blank lines between the title and the scene description incase someone hasn't seen it yet. I'll pick an example of one that's fairly new. You don't have to put what I put in parenthesis.

Example:

AVP-R (stop reading here if you haven't seen it but want to.)



The scene where the Predalien stalks into the hospital room with all the babies in it. It doesn't show him eat them, but you know he does.

Tom Servo: "Welcome to Deadly Daycare! Leave your kids here and we promise you won't ever see them again!"
Joel Hodgson: "Aww, they all look so cute I could just eat them! *Chomp!*
Crow: "Isn't it a little early for monsters under the bed?"

Example Two:

AVP-R (again)



Aliens quad-birth scene. The expectant mothers' stomachs burst open and each one has four Aliens in them.

Tom Servo: "What? Your kids don't look anything like you!"
Joel Hodgson: "See kids? This is what happens when you don't practice abstinence!"
Crow: "Whoever thought having so many kids at once could be so risky?"

Example three:

Godzilla vs. Megalon



The scene where the military moves out and they show the tanks.

All three guys at once: "Fakey!"

Ok, so that last one was already done by them. I couldn't remember any of the other examples I had made up.

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the scene were tee dog is humping the duck


Tom Servo its the new call girl for dogs
Joel Hodgson that dog is sick *humps the duck aswell*

Crow whats next rabbit condoms